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Many, many women give up online dating because they get SO MUCH downright assholy emails. (I know it’s not a word but it bloody well should be.) It is a problem on most, if not all dating sites, that there is just that one type of men who simply do not get it. I personally got sick of this. VERY sick. So what I am about to share with you is not exactly a nice thing to do, but sometimes you have to do what you have to do. Unfortunately this will weed out some pretty cool guys as well, but for the most part, it works. So before giving up, hear my story:

When I was dating, I ran a website about my experiences as a single girl. In time, it grew in popularity so, that I kept hearing that “everyone reads it” and people stopped me on the streets to ask me if I was “the Sebastyne”. It was pretty cool really. One of my most commented sections on the site was my “idiotic email on my dating inbox” -page. It was where I copy-pasted all email from the stupid ass mother fuckers that bothered me. It gave great content for my site, and every time I got a stupid email, I got glad rather than mad, because it was yet another addition to my gallery of morons. That in itself didn’t stop them from emailing me, but when I added a warning on my dating profile, that I WILL PUBLISH idiotic email on my site, and I might not remove your name of it, they diminished to those who really don’t read your profile at all. (To my surprise it became evident that some of these jackasses actually did read it first.)

To further assure that even the biggest jackasses knew that there was something different about my profile, I wrote this on my profile photo: “Please, before you message me, read my whole profile.” THAT caught the eye of even the most impatient, and the flood of idiotic email nearly stopped. That gave me the reputation of the biggest bitch online, but who cares, really? I recommend that where ever you decide to publish these, if you will, you include a link to the “previous morons” so that the good men will realize what utter garbage some guys send your way, and know that you’re not just being a drama queen. The good guys really find it hard to phantom the level of idiocy their fellow men can stoop to.

Do you have some examples to share of these emails? Feel free to add them in the comments, with your commentary attached of course! Be the bitch that bites back!

If you are concerned about legal issues, in some countries there is something called secrecy of correspondence which protects the mail to be opened by any 3rd party, but either the sender or the receiver of the letter is free to publish it, unless it contains something that can be protected under the copyright laws.

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I will publish this one a day early, because of one man who needed no warnings, and wrote me the best email I’ve ever received on an online dating site; My husband of 4 years, and best friend of 5, My Brettels. Happy anniversary, darling, love you heaps.

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