Intimate O(pi)nions

Archive for July 28th, 2009

Online girls are in the unfortunate situation that they get to hear a lot of crap from men. Some of it is just what it is; crap, but sometimes the overflow of crap can make us sensitive to the normal amount of crap. You know, we all shit, but not constantly, if you know what I mean.

Some men have a porn diarrhea. The symptoms are; They cannot hold it in, but need to relieve themselves at every opportunity. This results to opening lines such as: “Hey sexy, would you want to sit on my cock?” These sort of comments will and should be left alone, as there’s nothing you can say to that. Even if theoretically you don’t mind sitting on cocks, you wouldn’t just jump to the chance when ever it comes along, especially as the said cock is nowhere near to be actually sat on.

Now, while opening a conversation with a rude line like that is pretty much a deal breaker for every woman I’ve ever met – even those who are in the sex business unless they are working at the said moment – there comes a time when a bit of inappropriateness is in order. This is the time when the man tests you, because it is not just what we want of men, it is also what they want of us – and despite the appearances, we’re not actually talking sex here.

Guys will bring up sex at some point of your conversation, maybe sooner than what you would like them to. That is done on purpose, as they test how you react to it. Keeping things prim and proper might be comfortable for you, but without some sexual teasing, you’ll never get out of the friend zone. If a guy waits for you to get out of the friend zone, that will never happen, because girls want to be taken for the ride – most of us anyway – and a man who won’t even try to take a lead on this is most likely a complete wuss and you wouldn’t want to have anything to do with him in the first place. How you react to the first attempt will determind what will follow.

If you get all pissed off at him, pull a feminist reaction or go all “I’m not that kind of a girl” on him, and sounding like you actually mean it, his reaction will probably be: “Ah, another one of these. How bloody annoying.” He will probably continue along the same lines just to see the reaction again, because he’s annoyed at you and your type. (No offense, just saying what I have experienced.) He will not even think of you as a potential spouse anymore, because he’s already pissed off at your attitude, now your entertainment value comes from how many buttons he can push and how much angrier will you get.)

However, you can say exactly the same thing and sound like you were amused by his antics, and add that he better keep his cock in his pants for a while longer, (rude expressions are perfect in this case, and you want to be more rude than he was, just to shut him up,) he will probably back off and laugh at all of it. Because you didn’t get offended, he knows he will get his chance later on, he will also know that you’re not an up tight bitch nor are you an easy lay either. You showed him his place and showed him your place as well – you call the shots, and he’ll get there when you’re good and ready.

However, some guys don’t get the hint here but keep on pushing towards sexual topics, and that’s when you can just tell them to go fuck themselves – quite literally – and move on to better guys. Personally I have rarely, I can’t remember one, to be honest, encountered such morons online or offline, but I know they are out there, mainly it seems they’re online and in USA. What ever sucked the US men brain out when they logged in, I don’t know, but finally I can say I am proud of Finnish men. What do you US girls think, are guys really not getting it there, or is this just an urban myth that American men are either religious & traditional (wife and 3 children now), have no respect for women (sit on my cock, bitch) or both (you’re my wife, sit on my cock bitch and give me a son)? Because if they are, they need to be retrained!

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